Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
this boner is exhausting
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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