Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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