Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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