I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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