were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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