she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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