i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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