Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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