Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize