Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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