We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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