so explain again why im purple
no
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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