You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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