ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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