His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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