You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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