My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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