So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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