i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
two words...techno handjob
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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