I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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