Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
