guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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