i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Buhtt sex?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
