found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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