I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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