A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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