i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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