when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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