How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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