i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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