We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.