Where did you get a picture of my penis
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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