you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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