K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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