"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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