is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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