i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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