just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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