Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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