I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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