Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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