sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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