well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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