i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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