Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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