The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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