found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I can't turn off my feet"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
