Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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