Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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