Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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