when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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