I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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