Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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