what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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