He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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