Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
420 ftw
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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