would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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