the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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