Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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